Can't say!!

I can't believe that some people vote "can't say" in polls... Who in their right minds wastes 3 Rs per sms just to let others know they don't have any opinion!! I have seen it in news channel polls, newspaper polls and the list goes on.. I guess someday in the future even the electronic voting machines for parliamentary elections will have an option that says-- "can't decide" .. I mean there is a limit! If you have nothing to say about something then simply keep shut! why waste your money and somebody else's time ( includes my ranting here)..


Again, i have seen people dedicating songs @Rs 10 per song at 2.30 pm.. Shyamlal dedicates "tere bina ab na jeena" to ramlal.. What are the chances of Ramlal watching the show at that time at a crappy channel which plays shitty songs like that? What if Shyamlal's fiancee manmohanlal was watching the show at the time and gets to know about the affair between ramlal and shyamlal? 


Somebody may take the moral of the story to be my miserly attitude, they may ask, why do I care if someone wants to spend their money so that their name appears for 3.36 nanoseconds on national television,, all i can say is that from the next time plz make ur decision count... 

Maverick Definition-Terminator

MAVERICK DEFINITION::: TERMINATOR:: This term is used to refer to a specific variety of students who dedicate their entire TERM (mid-term, end-term, summer-term, or any other) period thINkINg they will study TOmoRrow(and doing other stuff like downloading TORrents)..... That variety has been technically termed as TERM-IN-A-TOR.....

eg-- ME :D

Maverick Definitions (part 2)

EXAM--- The dangerous sequence of events including the JAMming of the EGG(metaphor phor the brain :P) in the course of which the flow of necessary information is interrupted.. The condition may worsen, sometimes leading to cracking of the egg, which in turn results into some queer circumstances...  All these events grouped together is called EGG-JAM..




 PROGRAM-- A secret underGround PROject undertaken by the government of India to intricately scrutinize and find out all the lands that were owned, rented or leased by sri RAM and give a detailed report afterwards....  This highly confidential event has been called PRO-G-RAM....


 Elephant--- The shriek of anguish(EEEEEEEE....) emanated from a person's mouth when he/she discovers that he/she has grown so fat that he/she doesn't fit into his/her old LEE(or levis or any other brand) PANT.... This is called EE-LEE-PANT... 


 STUDY--The dangerous course of action undertaken by a STUdent whose marginal overdose can compel him/her to DIE.. This may be regarded as a primary stage of suicide and must be avoided at all costs..


This "severely injurious to mental and physical health" act is often referred as   "STU-DIE" in colloquial terms...

A-pee-Jay :D

Both Daniel Craig and Pierce Brosnan go to auditioning for the role of James Bond in a new Bond film.. 

They are told to perform a stunt sequence where they have to jump above an obstacle... Both jump, but one breaks his leg.. But the other person is perfectly alright.. 

 Guess who didn't break his leg??


 Daniel Craig..

 










why? 

 
















bcoz Shorter Bonds are harder to break...

Maverick Definitions

 REPAIR-- when you love for the first time, someone breaks your heart... u love again and ur heart is healed.... This phenomenon is called RE-PYAR.... :D

 INDUSTRIALIZATION-- The process by which TREEs are turned INto DUST and the people responsible for this LIE that this is actually for the progress of mankind.. this is IN-DUST-TREE-LIE-zation.......

MOSQUITO-- A group of blood-thirsty creatures who have been instructed that they MUST-QUIT-O(Blood group, of course).... Not to be confused with similar creatures who hail from the TWILIGHT.... 

 JUSTIN BIEBER-- JUST a TEEN who sings like a BEE with a BARitone.... This specific person is named JUST-TEEN BEE-BAR.

NIGHTMARE-- The scary dreams experienced by the people of Gotham City when Batman got affected by recession and sold his bat-mobile to buy a female horse(MARE).. This phenomenon was termed as KNIGHT-MARE..

 MODIFICATION--- The  changes to the game of cricket brought about by  Lalit K MODI when he shortened the boundaries,along with dresses of cheerleaders,,,  and in turn paved the path for the most innovative ways of match fixing(news is he is going to modify the popping crease and make it parabolic so that no-balls can be bowled with ease, from next IPL)...  All these changes as a whole are called MODIfications....

 CHIMPANZEE-- CHIcks who do weird stuff(like slapping in slow motion,, screaming with their mouth shut,, talking telepathically,, being immortal,, etc etc) when the camera PANs on them, during daily soaps on ZEE(and sony and star plus ,etc etc) are cumulatively known as CHI-m-PAN-ZEEs....

The tunes that don't leave me!!

Everybody likes to hear songs, tap to the beats, sometimes even gather up courage and take hold of the microphone on the stage [This reminded me of a recent event, and since i've nothing better to do, I'm gonna share it here, although it is quite unrelated to the topic on which i thought i wud b writing when i started typing.... So it was teacher's day celebration at our college.. And everything was boring as usual, typical speeches, dripping air conditioners, super-miserly food etc etc... And when the program was almost about to end, a guy stepped up on to the stage.. A first year guy,took a hold of the microphone and started singing.. 2 seconds passed, 4 seconds passed and that's when the audience realized that now even Himesh had competition.. And as all sane people should do when they notice another indication towards a vocal attack(read indication of the third world war, or the apocalypse),they started clapping.. And after around 15 seconds the guys controlling the microphone switched off it's power.. But that singer guy was as strong and defiant as Mallika Sherawat when asked to do a dance sequence with all her clothes on.. He stood up in the face of firing(read claps and boos) and continued his singing( or whatever the sound coming out of a vocal chord that could scare an octopus into taking up arms{:P} is called)...  and this continued for the next 4 minutes.. God knows what he was singing, but nobody could ignore the courage and dedication this guy had shown.. He sure will shine in whatever he does in his life( but let's hope he doesn't take up singing, because humans' tolerance limit  to Himeshs' is always less than or equal to one)..]]


Gosh, what was i trying to write about?? Forgot... well, let's keep that for another day.....

Do i use too many brackets?