Showing posts with label essay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label essay. Show all posts

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Maverick Definitions

 REPAIR-- when you love for the first time, someone breaks your heart... u love again and ur heart is healed.... This phenomenon is called RE-PYAR.... :D

 INDUSTRIALIZATION-- The process by which TREEs are turned INto DUST and the people responsible for this LIE that this is actually for the progress of mankind.. this is IN-DUST-TREE-LIE-zation.......

MOSQUITO-- A group of blood-thirsty creatures who have been instructed that they MUST-QUIT-O(Blood group, of course).... Not to be confused with similar creatures who hail from the TWILIGHT.... 

 JUSTIN BIEBER-- JUST a TEEN who sings like a BEE with a BARitone.... This specific person is named JUST-TEEN BEE-BAR.

NIGHTMARE-- The scary dreams experienced by the people of Gotham City when Batman got affected by recession and sold his bat-mobile to buy a female horse(MARE).. This phenomenon was termed as KNIGHT-MARE..

 MODIFICATION--- The  changes to the game of cricket brought about by  Lalit K MODI when he shortened the boundaries,along with dresses of cheerleaders,,,  and in turn paved the path for the most innovative ways of match fixing(news is he is going to modify the popping crease and make it parabolic so that no-balls can be bowled with ease, from next IPL)...  All these changes as a whole are called MODIfications....

 CHIMPANZEE-- CHIcks who do weird stuff(like slapping in slow motion,, screaming with their mouth shut,, talking telepathically,, being immortal,, etc etc) when the camera PANs on them, during daily soaps on ZEE(and sony and star plus ,etc etc) are cumulatively known as CHI-m-PAN-ZEEs....

Sunday, September 19, 2010

The tunes that don't leave me!!

Everybody likes to hear songs, tap to the beats, sometimes even gather up courage and take hold of the microphone on the stage [This reminded me of a recent event, and since i've nothing better to do, I'm gonna share it here, although it is quite unrelated to the topic on which i thought i wud b writing when i started typing.... So it was teacher's day celebration at our college.. And everything was boring as usual, typical speeches, dripping air conditioners, super-miserly food etc etc... And when the program was almost about to end, a guy stepped up on to the stage.. A first year guy,took a hold of the microphone and started singing.. 2 seconds passed, 4 seconds passed and that's when the audience realized that now even Himesh had competition.. And as all sane people should do when they notice another indication towards a vocal attack(read indication of the third world war, or the apocalypse),they started clapping.. And after around 15 seconds the guys controlling the microphone switched off it's power.. But that singer guy was as strong and defiant as Mallika Sherawat when asked to do a dance sequence with all her clothes on.. He stood up in the face of firing(read claps and boos) and continued his singing( or whatever the sound coming out of a vocal chord that could scare an octopus into taking up arms{:P} is called)...  and this continued for the next 4 minutes.. God knows what he was singing, but nobody could ignore the courage and dedication this guy had shown.. He sure will shine in whatever he does in his life( but let's hope he doesn't take up singing, because humans' tolerance limit  to Himeshs' is always less than or equal to one)..]]


Gosh, what was i trying to write about?? Forgot... well, let's keep that for another day.....

Do i use too many brackets?

Friday, August 27, 2010

10 Steps to writing fiction

10 steps to writing fiction: 
 
Step 1: Decide the subject matter- 

The first step into writing good fiction is deciding on the topic you want to write about. For starters it would be good to pin-point on one idea and then elaborate it. In case of a novel 
there should be many sub-plots which will be connected to the main plot. But in case a of story the number of sub-plots should be kept at a bare minimum. 


Step 2: remember truth is stranger than fiction:
You should follow the events happening around you. Many famous fiction stories have been inspired from the surroundings including peter pan. Who knows which event will inspire you to write a masterpiece! A falling leaf can become the pioneer of autumn, so always keep your eyes and ears open for inspiration.
 

Step 3: Discuss
You should always discuss your ideas with friends and family. Don't make a belief in your mind that they will laugh at you. They can be your first proof reader and can even suggest improvements. This really works, so don't refrain from sharing your ideas. 


Step 4: Have a sound base in the language you are writing:
A good knowledge in the language you are writing is of primal importance. Correct grammar will take you a wrong way and if it is the other way round then your progress will be halted in midway. So if your grasp over the language isn't good, first improve that and then start writing.


Step 5: Think crazy
While writing fiction, you can't be bound within the stereotyped relationships and yawn inducing storyline. You have to think out of the block. When Jules Verne wrote about submarines, nobody considered him seriously, but see the situation now. So give wings to your dreams and let them fly, unobstructed.


Step 6:Don't think too much about future:
Sometimes writers ponder too much about things like "what will happen when my first book is published", "what will I say during my Booker acceptance speech" and things like that. This will only rupture your concentration and nothing else. What will happen will happen. You have no hand in that. You just need to write a good piece which everyone will enjoy.


Step 7: Know your limits:
Don't overestimate yourself, and for that matter the reverse is also true- don't underestimate yourself. You are the only person who knows your capabilities. So remain within your boundary while writing and create exquisite stuff.


Step 8: Don't be afraid at writer's block:
All writers experience writer's block at some point or the other. Ideas seem to dry up and all the paths seem dark. But don't get frustrated. There is always a way out. So just keep your mind open and think about what you are writing every once in a while.


Step 9: Submit your work:
You have to be brave enough to be able to submit your work. Don't live under the fear of rejection even before you have tried. If you have done your job whole heartedly, then success is bound to follow you one day or the other.


Step 10: Learn to accept rejection:
Many people break down at rejection and find it hard to find new inspiration to continue writing. But rejection is just a step in the path of success. Take rejection positively and begin again with new vigor and enthusiasm. You will definitely overcome all the obstacles one day. 

Ambushed and forgotten!

How often have you wondered what is the basis or what is the origin of the word you are so frequently using in your daily life? Did you know that when you say to someone- “You are a nice person”, you are actually calling him an idiot in Latin? Our vocabulary is replete with such words whose meanings have undergone a huge change since their actual conception and no one remembers the original meaning any longer. That is quite an awful fact to notice, where awful refers to its original meaning- something delightful and amazing...

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Earthlings--It's time to wake up



Of all the creatures ever,man is the most detestable,
He's the only creature that inflicts pain for sport;
Knowing it to be pain...............................


Earthling, this word stands for one who inhabits the world..


And many a times we tend to forget that we share this world with millions of other species and that we are not the ultimate masters who can do any damn thing to these non-human species without any consideration about their welfare.....


Animals have long been considered our companions,source of our food,clothing,entertainment etc.. But very few of us know or care to know the conditions under which all these is done..

"If all slaughterhouses had transparent walls,most probably all of us would turn vegetarians"... The way pigs,cattle,chicken etc are hoarded in together,given artificial diets which  would contribute to their unnatural fattening which is virtually impossible in the incredibly congested and filthy atmosphere and most importantly the way in which they are slaughtered, still shaking and writhing in pain as blood drains out from their bodies with their offspring watching over is simply disgusting to say the least...

There are several laws which prohibit mistreatment of animals,but do the biggest industries of the world which make sky-rocketing profits from these animals who don't know how to speak in our tongue to make us understand the pain we're inflicting on them; care about the laws?? No, they don't... It's upto us to make them understand, upto us to take a step...


Wild animals are being captivated and tortured to entertain us, in circuses,zoo's and several other violent games like bull fighting... some say zoos are for educational purposes,but what education can we possibly get by watching wild animals being held captive in a small cage? Zoos will exist as long as our interest for exotic things will exist,and animals will be treated just like that---things....

It's time we stop making the sea red with whale blood,it's time we stop killing animals in the name of scientific experiments, it's time to take steps in order to preserve the balance of nature,it's time to think about the other earthlings..

Here are things u can do--

1.adopt from shelters.spray and neuter your pets.Never buy from pet stores or breeders.

2.stop wearing leather,fur,down and wool

3.refuse to support animals in entertainment including circuses,zoos,rodeos etc

4.never buy products tested on animals.only support research where animals are not used.



Change doesn't come in a day, but change does come from YOU..

Pioneer the change and see the world change around you...

Friday, May 7, 2010

oil conservation--- a way of life

On the verge of vanishing
Indifference worth punishing
Let’s all pledge conserving.



As the human race is constantly marching towards achieving new
heights of technology and machinery development; the thing which we
are overlooking is the raw material which has enabled us and literally
fuelled us towards this development. We are overlooking the dwindling status of the most
valuable commodity in this planet today,
OIL..



If we look into the present scenario, horrifying data emerge.
We have already used up half of all the recoverable oil that ever existed on our planet.
According to British Petroleum world oil reserves stand at 1238 billion barrels. At present, yearly world oil production stands at 31 billion barrels. There is enough oil to last 40 years if production holds constant and no new oil is found. oil formation is a very complex and time consuming process, spanning over millions of years. Hence we can say that oil is a non-renewable source of energy and can't be resurfaced at our will.


And while the sources are finite, the utility and usage of oil in the present world is unlimited. Right from the synthetic curtains hanging on our windows, to the rubber shoes on our feet; the candle, the compact disc or the camera film; almost every little thing we use is a by-product of oil or petroleum. So we can easily apprehend that we can’t just throw oil out of the window and jump into some other alternatives. Hence the easiest way out is cutting down our usage of oil and conserving it so that the world doesn’t run out of its most precious commodity prematurely.

The methods we can inculcate in our lifestyle can make a grand difference in the long run.

Oil is the most dominant source of energy in world today. Be it the industries or our home, the source of energy can eventually be traced back to oil and petroleum. So to conserve oil we must turn to the non conventional sources of energy. solar ,wind and geothermal energy can serve as the path following which we can displace oil from it’s numero-uno position. Usage of solar lamp in case of a power cut, using motors driven by wind to pull water can well are cheap and environment friendly too.

The first next step should be slackening our over dependency on motor vehicles. Lesser utilization of private cars is a primary way of saving petrol, diesel and LPG-the most direct derivatives of oil. We can walk or cycle for minor distances, and take the aid of public buses for larger distances. This is also a more healthy option. The increasing pollution can also be checked by following these simple notions.



Our next measure will be targeting plastic. Plastic bottle is made from the same petrochemical as the fiber we call polyester. Plastic objects have become so intermingled in our lives that living without using one or the other plastic product is virtually unthinkable. Plastic medical instruments, building materials, automobile parts, cell phones, toys and tools make things in this world affordable, convenient and portable. Estimates are that 4 percent of total oil and petroleum is used in making and marketing plastic products. Energy experts doubt that, should demand for plastic diminish, there would be less drilling and production of oil. The recycling of plastic bottles - particularly those made with polyethylene terephthalate (PET) - is abysmal. Up to 80 percent of PET beverage bottles end up in landfills where they take 1,000 years to degrade. The same is true of the over-abundant plastic wrapping used on many products - from small toys and cosmetics entombed in many square inches of plastic to electronics and larger items. But unfortunately we don’t have enough substitutes to plastic.

So our endeavour should be to use as less plastic as possible. We can carry jute bags to market and abrogate polypacks. We could use glass jars and bowels wherever possible; like for keeping milk or feeding the cat. We can replace the fancy plastic tiffin boxes with the stainless steel ones. Cast iron pans which don’t have any Teflon coating are good options for frying. Instead of using manmade synthetic rubber we can opt for natural rubber products which can be more durable and useful.

The dominant sources of entertainment in today’s world- compact discs and audio cassettes are also refined petroleum. Polycarbonate and polyester films in generous doses are implemented in marketing these. As music is an inseparable part of our lives, we can’t just stop listening to music. But we can switch over to the conventional radio or the internet radio. Although these products also derive their sources from petroleum, they are one time investments and hence can cut down the overuse of petroleum.

After satisfying the soul with music comes the turn of satisfying the body with food. And no surprise that we find our old friend oil here also. Apart from the direct oil we use in our food, the Food additives are yet another petrochemical. Many of these additives increase the shelf-life of canned food. Oil is invariably harmful for our body and results in accumulation of fat and other serious ailments. So we have to keep away from using too much oil in our food. Olive oil is a healthy alternative. We should shrink consumption of canned food also.

Following the quenching of hunger, we turn to dressing up. Most of the fibres like rayon, Dacron etc used in clothing industry are spin-offs of petroleum. Through refining, petroleum can be turned into many types of petrochemicals. One of these is synthetic fibers, which can be woven into dresses, curtains and carpets. By setting aside fibre and silk based products we can contribute hugely towards saving oil. Totally getting rid of all synthetic fibres is not possible in this modern world. But we can at least try wearing cotton shirts or using jute carpets. There are many indigenous industries producing beautiful covers, drapes etc out of replenishable objects. By using them we will also be doing the country’s economy a great help.

And now as both our stomach and soul are content, we turn creative. And here comes the mightier than sword pen. The colour of most pen ink is the result of dyes. These dyes are made from petrochemicals.
We can’t just cease the usage of pens, but we can use pencils whenever possible.

Ah, just as everyone was hale and hearty, the Pandora’s Box accidentally popped open. And as usual we find oil and its sources to the rescue. Some medicines, such as penicillin, are made by organisms, but most are manufactured from chemicals, and many of these are made from petroleum products. Acetylsalicylic acid, or ASA, is the active component in many of the well-known, over-the-counter pain relievers. ASA is manufactured from petrochemicals. One of the first uses of oil, dating back thousands of years, was as medicine. The alternative to this is right in our grasp. The ayurvedic and unani medicines are efficient and could cut down the oil overuse.

In this essay we delved into some most common aspects of human life and tried to find substitutes to the conventional oil and petroleum sources and hence discover ways of making oil conservation a way of life.most of the times we are faced with a a dilemma as to what difference will my following the rules will make.if every1 thinks like this, the situation can never improve but if every1 contributes, the world can be a better place in a jiffy. But our life is literally so engrossed in oil that we can’t just cut out oil from our daily life. but as oil can’t last forever, we have to look for alternatives. As we have found here, the other way round is most of the times more profitable and environment friendly. So why can’t we just innovate a little and make the earth a more beautiful place to live on......